Captain Pineapple rose up from the ground. He stepped over the body and walked off towards the sun. He didn't know where he was going, and he didn't care. Everyone he was ever close to was gone. He came to a cliff overlooking the desert. He now realized The Temple of the Pineapple just below the cliff. The image made him remember the past. The cliff where it had all started.
Captain Pineapple walked to The Temple of the Pineapple. He looked up at it, and went it. But, the Great Pineapple, was dead. He was sitting on the floor, with a giant bite-mark in his head. A dead monkey sat next to him, a mouthful of half-chewed pineapple in his mouth. The pineapple juice from the Great Pineapple killed him.
He ran back outside, and turned to face the temple one last time.
The images reeled through his mind. The great times of heroism, adventure, betrayal, and death. He remembered his brother and his father, and it filled him with anger. He thought of the kid, and it filled him with sadness. As these thoughts and emotions swirled through his mind, he felt someone's
presence.
He turned around, and words failed him, so he just stared.
"Hello, son. I'm back for more. And PS- I'm not a clone, I'm the real deal." said his father.
"But, but how?" asked Captain Pineapple.
"Well, turns out that I can't die while at least one of my sons exist. I started the brotherhood of the pineapple, many years ago. Your brothers powers were no incident. He did not tell you the whole story. Do you wish to hear it?"
"Whatever, I got nothing better to do," replied Captain Pineapple.
"Well, here goes. Your brother claimed to have eaten a pineapple that gave him the curse of the pineapple, which is true. However, the next part is a lie. The pineapple that he ate, along with millions of others, were poisoned by us, for we needed to protect our base. We cured him, and I made the decision that he was ready for the brotherhood of the pineapple. We gave him his powers. Eventually, he met up with you, and you know what happened next. But little did you know, the brotherhood had collapsed, and crumbled upon itself. Father and son agreed that pineapples were nothing but useless fruits, and decided to use their powers for evil. You are such a fool! The whole time, Pineapple Man was evil. It was all a setup, to kill you! So here I am, Captain Pineapple, I *COUGH COUGH COUGH* ahem. Sorry. As I was saying… uh, well, I forgot. Oh well, that will happen."
"NOOOOOOOOO," yelled Captain Pineapple.
He pulled out his last pineapple bomb. He pulled the pin, and waited.
"What are you doing?" asked the doctor, panic in his eyes.
"You said you could not die while I live. So, here goes…" he replied.
The pineapple bomb exploded. The blast engulfed them, and neither of them survived. All that is left is the memories of those who witnessed the epic tale of courage, heroism, and betrayal. The legend of the pineapple was done.
