Chapter 6: The Doctors Last Stand

"What?!!  Mister Doctor Dude, you didn't die?" asked Captain Pineapple with amazement.

"I am here, aren't I?"

"Yeah we can see.  We are gonna-"

"Captain Pineapple, shut-up," said Pineapple Man.

"But but but but-"

"Just shut-up.  We are going to beat this guy like there is no tomorrow."

"Yeah!!!  Kill him till he's dead!!!"

"I am still here," said the doctor with what sounded like a lot of annoyance.

"Oh yeah.  Anyway we are gonna-"

"Beat me like there is no tomorrow and kill me till I'm dead.  Yes I already know.  Let's just get to it then, shall we?"  interrupted the doctor.  After he said shall we, he had a gigantic smile on his face.  Soon after, a low rumbling sound came from behind the two heroes.

"What the heck?" yelled Captain Pineapple with surprise.

"I have been waiting a long time for this.  All my work has lead to this point.  All of it.  And it won't be stopped.  Not even you can stop it Pineapple Man.  Now feast your eyes on my secret weapon!!!  Say hello to my little friend!!!" yelled the Doctor.

"Whoooooooa!" yelled Captain Pineapple and Pineapple Man in unison.

A super enormous  robotic pineapple assassin jumped down from the sky.  It had two Gatling guns for hands, several wrist-rockets, flame-throwers in his palms, a rocket launcher on its back, A jet-pack, wings, and spiked boots.  Right in the middle of the assassin was a seat, a seat that would soon be occupied by the doctor.

"Exactly!!!  Now meet your doom!"

The doctor jumped into the robotic pineapple assassin and opened fire on the two heroes with its Gatling guns.

"Take cover!" yelled Pineapple Man.

Captain Pineapple and Pineapple Man rolled inside of the beach house.  The rounds of the gun easily ripped through the soft wood.

"This won't work.  We have to leave, now."

The two heroes ran out of the beach house using the back door and headed back into the city.  They sprinted to the largest skyscraper and rushed through the front doors.

"You all are in great danger.  You've got to get out of here before-"  Pineapple Man never got to finish his sentence.  Two large rockets pummeled into the skyscraper.

"Oh well!  Let's get out of here!" yelled Pineapple Man.

The two heroes sprinted out the front door just as the skyscraper leaned dangerously to the side.

"Here let me see if I can-"  again Pineapple Man never got to finish his sentence as the skyscraper leaned so far that it slammed into the pavement.

"Darn!  Dude, we are part of the reason why those civilians just died.  Anyway, we've got to find a way to take this dude down before he destroys the entire city."  exclaimed Pineapple Man.

"I'm with you on that one bro.  Let's go"

The two heroes quickly sprinted to another skyscraper a block away.  As they were sprinting to the skyscraper, they noticed that the civilians had finally seen the doctor and his pineapple assassin.  Screams were heard from all over the city.

"I guess they just found out about this stupid pineapple assassin," exclaimed Captain Pineapple.

"No duh.  Let's keep moving."

They entered the building and had almost evacuated all the civilians before the pineapple assassin fired a torrent of missiles that found its target.  The skyscraper leaned dangerously to the side.

"Let me try holding it up with the force," yelled Pineapple Man.

"You can use the force?" asked Captain Pineapple.

"Not now Captain Pineapple."

"Fine."

Pineapple Man eyes closed and then he started to glow yellow, a pineapple yellow.  His eyes then flung open, also glowing yellow.  Suddenly, yellow columns of light shot out of his hands toward the skyscraper in an effort to hold it up.

"I'm afraid I may not be able to do this Captain Pineapple!" grunted Pineapple Man.

Captain Pineapple stood there silent, feeling a sense of hopelessness wash over him.  His growing anger soon sprouted a new feeling in his stomach, a slight tug.

"Release the Kraken!!!"  yelled Captain Pineapple.

"What?!!"

A mega squid soon shot out of the ocean and into the sky.  It then locked onto the two heroes and the doctor's position and fell toward them.

3...

"Hold on!"

2...

"Oh my god!  Incoming!"

1...

"Now!"

KABOOM!!!!!

As soon as the pineapple kraken hit the pavement near the doctor, everything in a ten mile radius was instantly vaporized.  Miraculously, the two heroes were not killed, not even injured.  In fact, they became even stronger.

"My head aches," groaned Captain Pineapple.

"I can imagine.  That move is usually strictly prohibited for five year heroes and below.  That move usually drains so much juice, that five years and under parish.  For some reason, you are an exception.  A true hero,"  exclaimed Pineapple Man.

"Yeah.  I guess I'm passing you up now bro."

"I think I saw the doctor land in front of the beach house.  Let's go get him!"