When I got to the hospital, the nurses gave me a pain killer and that was a huge relief. Almost a day after the accident I had to get surgery. The doctor said that my stomach got deformed and I had to get it back in shape. So the doctor put me under with a turquoise colored shot.
After the surgery I couldn't even bend down to tie my shoelaces, it hurt way too much, but the only good part is that I got my favorite fruit in the whole wide world, a pineapple.
I ate pineapple after pineapple, and soon the magical juice of the pineapple healed my stomach. I had made a discovery! No human has ever known how helpful a pineapple can be to curing stomach deformations. So I started a business of pineapple juice. But it turns out some dumb doctor in San Francisco stole my idea. I made up my mind to teach him a lesson.
I went online and saw what professor I was looking for and then I grabbed my NERF gun and sent off into my adventure. I went outside to the train tracks and waited for a cargo train to come by. Then when I saw one come by I leaped up to a open cart, as my hair whipped through the air, I miraculously made it onto the cart.
Apparently, he opened his own store in the San Francisco area. His store's main product was the newly discovered pineapple juice. He sold 8 fl. oz. bottles for five dollars each! Way overpriced! He also sold other juices that supposedly cures other things, but these juices are fake.
I slipped into a quiet, private cart inside the train and revised my plan.
I slipped into a quiet, private cart inside the train and revised my plan.
Here's what I had so far. The doctor lived on the top and 8th floor of an apartment. I also brought along some supplies I might need. I would climb up the wall and onto the roof with my suction cup things. I would look for a good spot to saw a small hole in the floor, drop a small camera to check out the scene. Then, I would go back down the side to floor 5, break in through the window. I would take the fire escape up to level 7, where I would saw a hole in the floor and use my grappling hook to get up to the doctor's floor.
So I navigated to the building, and took a detour through a pond to lose any people on my trail. I came to the building and strapped on my suction cups. It was a little harder than I thought. After about 15 minutes, I made it about 4 feet up. I made a split second decision and revised my plan. I walked in the apartments and took the elevator to the top floor.
So I navigated to the building, and took a detour through a pond to lose any people on my trail. I came to the building and strapped on my suction cups. It was a little harder than I thought. After about 15 minutes, I made it about 4 feet up. I made a split second decision and revised my plan. I walked in the apartments and took the elevator to the top floor.
As the elevator music was playing, I encountered a person going up to the 7th floor. I couldn't take any chances with any witnesses, so I held my NERF gun up in the air and said "PUT YOUR HANDS UP!"
And do you know what? He actually thought that it was a real gun, so I walked him to a closet, tied him to a chair and locked the outside of the door, so he wouldn't get out. Now, it's time to get serious!
And do you know what? He actually thought that it was a real gun, so I walked him to a closet, tied him to a chair and locked the outside of the door, so he wouldn't get out. Now, it's time to get serious!
I rummaged through his desk and found order forms for a thousand more bottles of the pineapple juice. I decided that I would change the location for the order so that it would go to my place. "Haha," I said to myself. I planted my pineapple bomb in the center of the apartment room and set it for 5 minutes. "Thank you!" I yelled back to the man as I was walking out the front door of the apartment room.
Minutes after I exited the apartment, a loud explosion filled the city. Pineapple juice flowed from the man's apartment room.
"Didn't kill me eh?" a voice said behind me.
"Wasn't intending it for it to kill you. Just to scare." I replied.
"Well it didn't work. You owe me now son."
Minutes after I exited the apartment, a loud explosion filled the city. Pineapple juice flowed from the man's apartment room.
"Didn't kill me eh?" a voice said behind me.
"Wasn't intending it for it to kill you. Just to scare." I replied.
"Well it didn't work. You owe me now son."
Quickly, I unloaded a whole case of Nerf Darts at his face, sprinted away, and caught a cab. I was safe, for now. But then, I saw him chasing down my cab in a Ferrari behind me. I was toast.I told my cab driver to go faster, but he didn't like that. He dropped me off by the curb, and I sprinted in the other direction, hoping I could buy myself some time by making the man turn his car around. I ran through alleys, and crossed streets until the man popped out from around a corner.For sure I thought I was done for.
"Nice try kid," he says. I slump my head. It was all over. Then, out of nowhere, Elmo popped out!
"Elmo to the rescue!" he yelled, and tackled the man.
Then the cookie monster popped out of a dumpster and said,
"Yeah Elmo!"Then he released his wrath of cookies at the man.
I stood there dumbfounded for a minute, watching my favorite childhood characters beating up my enemy with awe, and then Elmo yelled,
"Go! We can't hold him forever!"
I sprinted in the other direction. I could see the man fighting Elmo and The Cookie Monster behind me. I didn't have long, the man would be after me soon.
"Nice try kid," he says. I slump my head. It was all over. Then, out of nowhere, Elmo popped out!
"Elmo to the rescue!" he yelled, and tackled the man.
Then the cookie monster popped out of a dumpster and said,
"Yeah Elmo!"Then he released his wrath of cookies at the man.
I stood there dumbfounded for a minute, watching my favorite childhood characters beating up my enemy with awe, and then Elmo yelled,
"Go! We can't hold him forever!"
I sprinted in the other direction. I could see the man fighting Elmo and The Cookie Monster behind me. I didn't have long, the man would be after me soon.
As I was sprinting in the other direction, I looked over my shoulder and saw the man aiming his pistol straight up and fired two shots. I guess he was trying to get me to believe he shot the two Sesame Street characters, but I was lucky enough to see that he did not. My plan was for me to double back to his Ferrari F430 Scuderia and make a dash for it.
I got to the Ferrari, and looked back. I the doctor was aiming his gun around the corner and to the ground. I heard two shots.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" I screamed.
"Stupid spiders! I hate spiders! Hold still so I can get you! Dang it, I keep missing! Dumb spiders!" Said the doctor, followed by a few more shots.
"But..." I started.
Elmo and Cookie Monster got in the Ferrari.
"Dang, no keys!" I said
"Move over. What do they think they taught us at Sesame Street? The abc's?" Said Elmo.
"Uh, well, yeah." I replied.
"Well, they also taught us the important stuff. Watch out while I hotwire this baby!"
"And I'll man the turret gun!" Said the Cookie Monster.
"What turret gun?"
"Yeah, all the 2011 car models have them. Their standard issue now.
"Sweet, remind me to get a new car." I said.
"But you can't drive yet," commented Elmo.
"Oh yeah," I said
So we drove off. We didn't face any action with the turret gun, but the driving was interesting. Elmo had kind of a hard time reaching the pedals, seeing as he's two feet tall, but we managed. Eventually, the car ran out of gas. A monster truck came up behind us, and the doctor got out.
"What? Where did you get that monster truck?" I asked.
"I have my ways. Now say goodbye to your little friends" He said.
He shot Elmo and the Cookie Monster. But they were unaffected.
"Wait, how'd you guys live?" I asked them
Elmo replied, "Bullets don't affect... Pineapple Man and Captain Pineapple!"
He said as they ripped off their costumes.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" I screamed.
"Stupid spiders! I hate spiders! Hold still so I can get you! Dang it, I keep missing! Dumb spiders!" Said the doctor, followed by a few more shots.
"But..." I started.
Elmo and Cookie Monster got in the Ferrari.
"Dang, no keys!" I said
"Move over. What do they think they taught us at Sesame Street? The abc's?" Said Elmo.
"Uh, well, yeah." I replied.
"Well, they also taught us the important stuff. Watch out while I hotwire this baby!"
"And I'll man the turret gun!" Said the Cookie Monster.
"What turret gun?"
"Yeah, all the 2011 car models have them. Their standard issue now.
"Sweet, remind me to get a new car." I said.
"But you can't drive yet," commented Elmo.
"Oh yeah," I said
So we drove off. We didn't face any action with the turret gun, but the driving was interesting. Elmo had kind of a hard time reaching the pedals, seeing as he's two feet tall, but we managed. Eventually, the car ran out of gas. A monster truck came up behind us, and the doctor got out.
"What? Where did you get that monster truck?" I asked.
"I have my ways. Now say goodbye to your little friends" He said.
He shot Elmo and the Cookie Monster. But they were unaffected.
"Wait, how'd you guys live?" I asked them
Elmo replied, "Bullets don't affect... Pineapple Man and Captain Pineapple!"
He said as they ripped off their costumes.
"Come on!" they yelled. I ran after them, and we stopped in front of a dark alley.
"Why are we here?" I asked.
"Uh... this is, uh... our, uh... private garage. So to speak." I looked down to the end of the alley, and saw two black Porsche 911 turbos, with pineapple hood-ornaments, and double turret guns with under-car rocket launchers attached.
"Pretty sweet huh?"
"Yah." I replied.
"Well, get in. That scientist is still behind us, you know."
"I hopped in, and we sped down the street at 200 mph, somehow avoiding cars, bicyclists, and old ladies crossing the street. Then, we came to a sudden halt.
"What happened?" I asked.
"I don't know."
Pineapple Man said," My powers are fading. The imported cars are just too much right now. Importing them drained almost half of my powers. My powers take 3 hours to recharge. We are going to have to stay the rest of the day."
