Chapter 8: Attack of the Clones

"Wha, where!" the kid asked

"We're going, far, far away from here."

As they turned around they found the doctor standing right in their way.

"I'm afraid you can't do that, because I am still here." said the doctor

"WHA!!! How is this possible!!"

Then more identical doctors came out of ever corner and simultaneously said  "We are all possible, with the work of our master."

"Ah! I should of known! Well looks like we're going to have to fight our way out of this one. Here kid, catch!"

As Captain Pineapple let the pineapple gun out of his hand the kid didn't see it coming, so it hit him straight in the head, but he got up and said "Lets go noob hunting."

Then a clone made the first move. As the clone came toward Captain Pineapple, he took out his pineapple knives and flipped to the other side of the clone and stabbed him in the back. Others came and surrounded him, then when they were close enough he spun in a circle and stuck out his knife and cleared out the clones that surrounded him. 25 gone, 25 left to go.

Then a clone appeared with an RPG. Captain Pineapple threw his pineapple knife as he fired the rocket. It hit the head and exploded it. "Old man my butt!" said Captain Pineapple.

"What? He never even said anything about you being old. And you stole that from a movie. "

"Whatever! Get back to shooting!"

Captain Pineapple tossed the kid a pineapple sniper rifle, and went down to the ground floor and outside to the front lines of the doctor clone army.

"Cover me, kid!" he shouted up.

The kid gripped the pineapple sniper and scoped in. Captain Pineapple charged into the army and started knifing with his pineapple knives. The kid provided cover with the sniper. The clones were dropping like flies, and soon there were none left.

"Alright kid, now let's get out of here."

They walked away from the clone-littered ground, and yet another surprising met their eyes. More clones.

"But, but, but, but..." stammered Captain Pineapple.

"Yep. There's more. In fact, we keep generating until you destroy the clone generator." said one of the clones.

Another clone punched him. "Don't tell him, you idiot!" he said.

"Oops," replied the other clone.

"Hey, well, thanks!" said Pineapple Man. "Here, kid. Take this Pineapple Gun. Defend yourself, it will be too dangerous if you come with me. And kid, be careful."

Captain Pineapple flew off. The kid ran into the lobby of a hotel, now almost in ruins from the fight with the robot assassin. He jumped behind the front desk, cocked his pineapple gun, and got ready to fight. The first two clones through the doorway and were blasted to smithereens by the Pineapple Gun. The fight was epic. No clone could get past the kid. Until he ran out of ammo.

He was on the run, with all of the ammo for the pineapple gun gone. He ran outside, and onto the street. How long could he stay away from the clones? Long enough for Captain Pineapple to get back? With no answers to those questions, he started to run.

Meanwhile, Captain Pineapple had flown back to the trailer park. He thought that was a good spot to look, because it was the Doctor's lair. He went in, and remembered how to get down to the lab. He found the generator sitting in the corner.

"Well, that was easy," he said to himself.

He planted a pineapple bomb and watched from outside as the whole place blew up. He flew back to the city. He found the kid hiding in an elevator shaft of a destroyed building.

"Come on, bro. Why you here?" Captain Pineapple asked.

"I ran out of ammo." said the kid.

"Here, take this," Captain Pineapple said, as he tossed him the Pineapple Shotgun he was holding. Once again, the kid didn't see it coming and it hit him in the face. "Dude, you gotta work on your reflexes."

They went outside.

"But what will you use?" Asked the kid.

"I'll do it the old fashioned way." said Captain Pineapple as he pulled out his Pineapple Knives.

They began to fight. The clone army was 80 strong, and they had to fight hard. They had established a base on the roof of a building, with about 30 of them.

"Go and get them, I'll stay down here."

The kid ran up the stairs to the top of the building. He pumped his shotgun and blasted and blasted.  A clone got too close and he grabbed the shotgun and tossed it to the ground. The kid ran to the edge of the roof, and he leaped for the next building. The clone picked up the shotgun, pumped it, aimed, and fired. The pineapple bullets whizzed through the air, and caught the kid midway between the buildings. He lurched in midair, and hit the edge of the building. He bounced off and tumbled down to the street like a rag-doll.

Meanwhile, Captain Pineapple finished off the clones on the ground, and ran to the roof. He didn't see the kid, but he saw the clone holding the Pineapple Shotgun, and drew a conclusion.

"No!" he yelled.

He knifed the clone, and finished off the rest on the roof. Then he jumped down. He knelt next to the kid's body. He wasn't breathing and had no pulse. Silently, he rose up. No emotion showed on the outside, but inside, he was crying. Everyone he had ever known... was dead.